March 16, 2013 by tonyberkman
What’s Irish and only comes out once a year? Patio furniture. Not the best joke in the world but it’s one of the few you can tell at the kitchen table even if your kids look at you like you’re an oil painting and say, “I don’t get it.” In addition, I didn’t write it, so I’m just the messenger. Or the thief. Depends on your point of view, I guess. Anyway, the only reason I opened with an Irish joke is because St. Patrick’s Day is this Sunday and if you are planning to celebrate, be sure to pay special attention to your horoscope which will be coming up shorty. I mean shortly. Two days away and I’m already subliminally channeling the wee people*
(*for more information on wee people, please read the back of any box of Lucky Charms).
In addition to St. Patrick festivities, this week marks…
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