March 21, 2013 by tonyberkman
Louise, the lady who does my hair, kept telling me I should watch this program called “The Walking Dead” but I was afraid a show about zombies with all that gore and violence would give me nightmares and I finally told her I just couldn’t do it. And that very night after telling her, I had this horrible nightmare that Louise herself was a zombie and she was trying to break into my house to kill me and tear out my innards specifically because I wouldn’t watch her TV program. I guess it just goes to show, sometimes you never can win.
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