Friday Weekend’s “One Size Fits All Horoscope”, April 12, 2013

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April 12, 2013 by tonyberkman

The Monkey Bellhop

Friday-Weekend-Horoscope

There are lots of things happening with the planets and stars this weekend.  How’s that for an indisputable fact that doesn’t offer a lick of information you could actually use?  I feel like a member of Congress but without the free medical.

Anyhow, the stars and planets are in a froth like state again this weekend.  Lots of celestial bodies will be contorting, canoodling and careening at weird angles, unstable trajectories and parallel stalking paths.  The end result is that the risks are quite high that many of us will be  filled with unexplainable angst, anxiety and angina.

If you’re wondering about the overuse of alliteration, my 11 year old daughter is studying it at school.   I’m explaining it to her as we speak.  She says she “gets it” and has instructed me to thank you for your patience and understanding.  We can move on now.

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