When It All Comes Out After the Wash

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April 24, 2013 by tonyberkman

The Monkey Bellhop

monkey bellhop, john hartnett, entertainment, entertainment humor, satire, family, rural life, comedy, advice, homespun, farm girlI abhor violence, but when I hear my German-made, Bosch washing machine incessantly beep and beep every 45 seconds to tell me it’s time to drop whatever I am doing and remove the clothes and put them in the dryer — as if I work for the washing machine and not the other way around —  I sometimes fantasize about how satisfying it would be to hear exactly what kind of beeping noises that demanding, arrogant, bully of an appliance can make after getting it from both barrels of a shotgun.

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett

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